edwardnigmacallmeriddler:

gettingintocarswithstrangemen:

edwardnigmacallmeriddler:

gettingintocarswithstrangemen:

edwardnigmacallmeriddler:

gettingintocarswithstrangemen:

WHAT OBSESSION?

//Marry me.

// Okey dokey :) Sounds like a plan to me!

//Shh now, you’ll make me squee :P

#//Guys. #Guys. #I get to marry Catwoman guys.#Or the closest approximation. #I bet you’re all jealous. #I would be in your position. #Because it’s Maggie. #And if you didn’t know #Maggie’s pretty darn fine. #And she looks like Anne Hathaway. #… #I like that.

// Shh Calvin you’re making me blush. Shhhhh. Guys guys I’m marrying a Brit. Guys. :) And he’s the Riddler. This is seriously pefect.

//I SHIP IT!

#//In which Calvin shouts an arbitrary phrase because he is unable to handle smoulderingly beautiful girls showing him attention.

Shhh Calvin shhhh. Shhh. I’m already bright red from sunburn now I’m blushing like a fool! Shh you handsome thing!